Re-posted from archive of infinite ideas machine 2004:
Check out the UK Department of Social Scrutiny’s National ID Application Form.
I particularly liked:
Do you have a partner?
YES: Please send us some of their skin
NO: Please tell us about your pathological
inability to trust others on a seperate sheet
Parts 2, 3 and 4 also available:
About your ethical standpoint.
About your Majesty, Ma’am – for the Royal family!
Thanks to Adam for the pointer 😉