Check out the UK Department of Social Scrutiny's National ID Application Form.
I particularly liked,
Do you have a partner?YES: Please send us some of their skin
NO: Please tell us about your pathological
inability to trust others on a seperate sheet
Parts 2, 3 and 4 also available:
About your ethical standpoint.About your Majesty, Ma'am - for the Royal family!
Thanks to Adam for the pointer ;)
Posted by lankyphil at June 10, 2004 11:43 PM | TrackBack